And then there’s Carter Alexander.
It’s not easy to keep up with all the hot guys in gay-interest wrestling, and I have to confess I’ve been sleeping on this one. How have I missed him thus far? He’s already released matches with Kid Karisma, Jake Jenkins, Kirk Donahue, and Kayden Keller–and the Keller match I definitely knew of, since Kayden wore the same trunks I wore in my match against Pink Puma–trunks I loved so much I wanted to steal them.
And yet…yes, I was sleeping on this one. When the Hunkbash 20 DVD arrived, I didn’t remember him.
SERIOUSLY.
Outside of his hair–it’s a personal preference, but all these hairstyles for men which involve sprays and gels and “products” to shape the hair and keep it in place have always struck me as dopey; I call is “stupid hair”–but then again, I also came of age in the days when men wore their hair long, parted in the center and then blown dry and brushed so the bangs feathered; don’t even get me started on the hideous hairstyles of the 1980’s–Carter Alexander is everything I like in a wrestler–great smile, handsome face, the slightest hint of dimples in his cheeks. And then the body. He’s lean, muscular, ripped–and while he must depilate his torso, he leaves his legs hairy.
And that vascularity is fucking insane. I mean–look at those deep cuts from the top of his pelvic girdle heading to the groin.
There’s vascularity even in his fucking legs.
With the exception of Kirk Donahue, he has already logged matches with some of the nastier heels in the current roster at BGEast, and so tossing him into the ring for a Hunkbash with Braden? Yeah, my money was definitely on this pretty young man for a brutal bashing of Braden.
And I was here for it.
And yes, that’s an ass I’d like to hold in both hands as I pull him closer to me.
(to be continued)
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