Muscles Don’t A Wrestler Make

That ass, man. Jesus.

With no disrespect intended to Silver Eagle, who is most definitely a sexy man I’d love to tangle with (and whose mask I would happily add to my collection), Dr. Magnificent’s arrogant ring name is kind of apt: the body is pretty magnificent.

And that ass. Good Lord, that motherfucking ass.

Vicious and nasty and physically beautiful, Dr. Magnificent clearly enjoys punishing his opponents almost as much as he likes showing off his own fantastic physique.

How much humiliation will poor, hapless Silver Eagle suffer through? How much can he take? The doctor is in.

And that bandoleer certainly has its uses.

God damn, those muscles on the doctor.

How bad will things get for the Eagle?

cont.

Mask of the Enchanter

So, the most recent BGEast catalogue featured another entry in the Masked Mayhem series, and yet another without Cage Thunder. It’s always a little weird seeing that happen, to be honest, so here’s a photo of me in a mask to relieve your anxiety a little bit.

Nice, right?

They never taped me doing a masked jockstrap match, which is a shame because I have a great ass.

Anyway, moving on, back to this latest Masked Mayhem, I noticed the reappearance of some masked wrestlers whose work I’ve enjoyed before, namely Silver Eagle and Gold Shaft (who takes on an unmasked Drake Marcos), and three new meat  wrestlers, Payback, the Assassin, and Dr. Magnificent.

Dr. Magnificent is, to be honest, pretty fucking magnificent.

I mean, seriously.

Those are some lovely muscles, that ass is exceptional, and he certainly knows how to fill up a pair of white trunks.

The white, which usually is a signal to the audience/viewer that this wrestler is going to get his ass kicked, is a little deceptive in this case: for one thing that body is fucking amazing. The bandoleer and black highlights on the white ring gear also is a winking signal–no pushover here, this is a stud who knows what he’s doing and will do what he needs to do to win.

Plus, he’s wrestling Silver Eagle.

Red, white and blue? Not a good sign. Plus, Silver Eagle’s only previous BGEast appearance, in Masked Mayhem 10, was a brutal ass-kicking by heel/sadist extraordinaire Morgan Cruze.

Don’t get me wrong, I think Silver Eagle is sexy as hell. I love the farmer’s tan, I love the hairy torso, and I love that he’s not overly muscled nor ripped to shreds. He looks athletic, like his body is fit for sports but he doesn’t need, for the sake of ego, to look like–well, Dr. Magnificent. The square cuts fit him perfectly with a nice emphasis on bulge and those nipples! Yeah, sexy. Very sorry our paths never crossed back in the day.

So, I started watching this match not really knowing what to expect, or how it would play out…which is always more fun.

(to be continued)

The Mask of the Faceless Heel

It’s funny how different a mask can make someone look; then again, the point of a mask is to hide or change one’s appearance. BGEast’s super hot stud heel The Enforcer always wore the black and yellow lightning bolt mask; I myself wore different colors and styles during my own masked reign of terror. Every picture of him, every video, I stared at the face, trying to get some idea of who he was, what he really looked like.

The body, of course, was always spectacular.

He always wore black, but as terrific as that body is this was the most revealing set of trunks he ever wore.

And his match with Blueboy was probably one of the most classic, hottest, sexiest matches I’ve ever seen that had no nudity or erotic content at all.

Seriously. Masked Mayhem 4. It also has my match with Boyd Hicks, which was also the first time I was naked on film. But the Blueboy-Enforcer match is a classic; an absolute classic.